A two-year-old’s fight for independence is enough to trigger my migraine these days. Paracetamol is my constant companion but it is not enough to put my lopsided head back to its straight position. I hate the sound of the phone ringing and the glow of spring sun. I hate the scream of my son when he fights for the things he wants. And when things are not the way he wanted.
Always ceremonial. When we go out. Even if takes a lifetime to put his shoes on, I know better than tempting myself to give him a hand. He has got to do it alone, otherwise it will start raining toads err shoes at home.
He and only his royal stubbornness should press the button for the elevator, of course, he needs lifting for his short legs lack few inches.
His mighty fingers must be the only ones to press the door and gate buttons to go out otherwise, I’ll end up boiling in and out and him screaming lying on the dirty floor. Again, needs some lifting.
It seems to be our understanding that when we walk outside there are no more holding hands. Otherwise…. Well you know the pattern. My role then is like that of a school guard standing in the middle of the road signalling cars to a halt because a tiny man with his bucket and ball is crossing the street at snail pace. I might have to buy a neon overcoat and a stop sign. They can come in handy these days.
He thinks that his tiny leg is enough to push open the gate of the playground. If I do it, the police might come and lock me in for child abuse!
Going back to the house. A very, very similar scenario. Yes, it’s boring! And takes lots and lots of patience. Understand that even if he knows there’s no one at home, he has to ring the doorbell. A million times. And that takes lots of muscles to hold a 12 kilo body up to your chin level. If you force open the door without his consent, you end up dragging a kid literally inside. And neighbors peeping through their door-holes wondering if a kid has been attacked.
Because he is growing. And it’s normal. And I am not because all these send horses running inside my head and I hear drums with every throbbing ache!
No, sorry. As simple as it may sound, there is little luxury and relaxation in taking care of a kid full time.